{"title":"Filthy in Plain Sight","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"322\" data-end=\"347\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"322\" data-end=\"347\"\u003eFilthy in Plain Sight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"349\" data-end=\"440\"\u003eFamiliar symbols. Ordinary words.\u003cbr data-start=\"382\" data-end=\"385\"\u003eMeanings that only register if you’re paying attention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"442\" data-end=\"630\"\u003eThis collection plays with coded desire—road signs, titles, and everyday language that passes unnoticed to most people. Subtle enough for public space. Explicit if you know how to read it.\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"sir-embroidered-5-panel-cap-hat","title":"Sir - Embroidered 5 Panel Cap Hat","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"30\" data-end=\"222\"\u003eMinimal word. Maximum implication. 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Absolute authority.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"552\" data-end=\"812\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"556\" data-end=\"563\"\u003eSir\u003c\/strong\u003e 5-panel cap reduces an entire power dynamic to a single, gothic-style wordmark. Rendered as clean embroidery, it reads as sharp typography to the uninitiated—and as a signal of structure, respect, and hierarchy to those who understand the language.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"814\" data-end=\"1045\"\u003eThe restraint is intentional. No illustration, no explanation—just a title, worn as identity. It’s a quiet flex for bar nights, leather events, streetwear fits, and any space where coded recognition matters more than overt display.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1047\" data-end=\"1279\"\u003eConstructed from durable \u003cstrong data-start=\"1072\" data-end=\"1087\"\u003e100% cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e with a low-profile five-panel silhouette, metal ventilation eyelets, and an adjustable strap for a secure, comfortable fit. Lightweight, breathable, and built for long nights and repeat wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1281\" data-end=\"1449\"\u003ePrinted on demand to reduce waste, with rapid turnaround so it’s ready for rotation fast. 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The result is a crop that reads clean from a distance and clockable up close — a balance of mainstream familiarity and subcultural wink that defines The Haunted Disco’s art-forward approach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1442\" data-start=\"1176\"\u003eThis Champion crop top is made from soft, breathable 100% cotton and finished with the signature Champion “C” patch on the left cuff. The silhouette is cropped, athletic, and built for movement — whether styled for club nights, festival looks, or layered streetwear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1673\" data-start=\"1444\"\u003ePrinted on demand to reduce waste, with rapid turnaround so your piece moves from studio to wardrobe quickly. Designed in NYC as collectible graphic apparel that treats coded sexuality as visual culture, not explicit instruction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1264\" data-start=\"1158\"\u003e\u003cem data-end=\"1262\" data-start=\"1158\"\u003eSizes XS–2XL – See image grid for sizing! 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Maximum attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"671\" data-end=\"932\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"671\" data-end=\"677\"\u003ePuta\u003c\/em\u003e appears here as graphic typography, stripped of context and reclaimed through color, scale, and placement. What once functioned as insult becomes a statement of confidence, irony, and unapologetic visibility — worn not as explanation, but as declaration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"934\" data-end=\"1228\"\u003eSet on a vibrant tie-dye crop silhouette, the design balances softness and edge: playful color fields paired with a word that carries cultural charge. From a distance it reads as clean streetwear. Up close, it lands as coded, camp, and confrontational in the way queer visual language often is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1230\" data-end=\"1471\"\u003eThis cropped tee features a relaxed fit with dropped shoulders and lightweight fabric designed for warm weather, layering, and movement. 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Designed in NYC, this piece carries The Haunted Disco’s signature balance of provocation and polish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1722\" data-end=\"1875\"\u003eCheck our \u003ca title=\"Pillow Sizing Guide\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/copy-of-pillow-sizing-guide\"\u003eProduct Features and Sizing Guide\u003c\/a\u003e for exact details and \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Care Instructions and GPSR\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/gildan-tank-care-instructions-and-gpsr\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eCare Instructions and GPSR \u003c\/a\u003e to keep your pillow looking hot, even after heavy use.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"14\" × 14\"","offer_id":43594352754722,"sku":"29122928325710856694","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" × 16\"","offer_id":43594352787490,"sku":"63931175970776494962","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" × 18\"","offer_id":43594352820258,"sku":"30356026198173398838","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20\" × 20\"","offer_id":43594352853026,"sku":"52534884896147735363","price":63.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0777\/0754\/2562\/files\/7835584501740518756_2048.jpg?v=1768232799"},{"product_id":"gay-dare-parody-tank-top-queer-male-apparel-gay-gift-funny-lgbt-pride-mens-tank-naughty-bar-club-cruise-shirt-mature","title":"BARE “Keep It Raw” Graphic Tank Top","description":"\u003ch3 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit \u0026amp; Sizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eClassic unisex fit.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eTrue to size.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eSize down for a fitted look.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eSize up for an oversized fit. \u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/bella-canvas-tank-sizing-guide\" title=\"Bella+Canvas Tank Sizing Guide\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eView Sizing Guide\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"613\" data-end=\"670\"\u003eParody, provocation, and coded desire in bold red script.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"672\" data-end=\"1013\"\u003eThe BARE “Keep It Raw” tank flips the visual language of old-school moral-slogan tees into something unmistakably queer and unapologetic. 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The typography draws directly from vintage handkerchief patterns and underground signaling systems, translating them into a clean, wearable graphic that reads as decorative from a distance and culturally coded up close.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"923\" data-end=\"1321\"\u003eThe design sits at the intersection of street typography, queer visual language, and heritage textile motifs. Paisley’s dense ornamentation gives the lettering weight and texture, while the color choice quietly references one of the most recognizable palettes in hanky-code history. The result is a piece that functions both as graphic art and as visual shorthand for those who know how to read it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1323\" data-end=\"1468\"\u003ePrinted on soft, premium unisex tees with a modern retail fit, this shirt is built for everyday wear while keeping the artwork sharp and legible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1470\" data-end=\"1721\"\u003e• Original paisley-style typographic artwork by The Haunted Disco\u003cbr data-start=\"1535\" data-end=\"1538\"\u003e• Soft, lightweight cotton jersey\u003cbr data-start=\"1571\" data-end=\"1574\"\u003e• Unisex retail fit, true to size\u003cbr data-start=\"1607\" data-end=\"1610\"\u003e• High-contrast print for strong visibility\u003cbr data-start=\"1653\" data-end=\"1656\"\u003e• Printed on demand to reduce waste and ensure fresh production\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Care Instructions and GSPR\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/copy-of-gildan-t-shirt-care-instructions-and-gpsr\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Instructions and GSPR \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43599579185186,"sku":"25899176268941570946","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43599579217954,"sku":"15031334252476636568","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43599579250722,"sku":"16058383911752031421","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43599579283490,"sku":"26108910544261014434","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43599579316258,"sku":"28860875543484650260","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 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The ringer format — contrast collar and sleeves, collegiate block lettering — evokes locker rooms, physical training, and old-school sports culture, which only sharpens the coded meaning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"963\" data-end=\"1206\"\u003eThe humor is deliberate and controlled. No imagery, no narration, just language doing what language does best: signaling, teasing, and inviting interpretation. It reads as parody, bravado, and erotic wit all at once, depending on the audience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1208\" data-end=\"1427\"\u003eThis piece sits squarely in Filthy in Plain Sight — legible in daylight, loaded after dark — and works as both a wearable joke and a subcultural marker for those fluent in gay gym, porn-title, and power-play vernacular.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1429\" data-end=\"1440\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1429\" data-end=\"1440\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1441\" data-end=\"1678\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1441\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1443\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eRetro ringer T-shirt with contrast trim\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1518\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1485\" data-end=\"1518\"\u003eSoft, medium-weight cotton jersey\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1519\" data-end=\"1553\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1521\" data-end=\"1553\"\u003eBold, centered typographic print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1554\" data-end=\"1596\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1556\" data-end=\"1596\"\u003eUnisex fit; 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Sizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eClassic unisex fit.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eTrue to size.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eSize down for a fitted look.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eSize up for an oversized fit. \u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/sizing-chart-gildan-t-shirt\" title=\"Gildan Sizing Guide\"\u003eView Sizing Guide\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"662\" data-start=\"607\"\u003eA classic varsity layout with a not-so-classic meaning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"980\" data-start=\"664\"\u003e“Varsity Topping League” borrows the visual language of collegiate athletics — block lettering, stacked hierarchy, championship confidence — and repurposes it as queer innuendo. 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No illustration, no explicit narrative — just a phrase that does the work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1493\" data-start=\"1369\"\u003ePrinted on a classic unisex tee in soft, mid-weight cotton with an easy everyday fit, suitable for layering or wearing solo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/copy-of-gildan-t-shirt-care-instructions-and-gpsr\" title=\"Care Instructions and GSPR\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Instructions and GSPR \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43599651176482,"sku":"28696488752843221682","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43599651209250,"sku":"75284992192019123744","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43599651242018,"sku":"36011635718253332603","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43599651274786,"sku":"26075434907009998861","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43599651307554,"sku":"68161580803005442985","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43599651340322,"sku":"30607622110258267966","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43599651373090,"sku":"23891551457308021608","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43599651405858,"sku":"15886916069509768049","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43599651438626,"sku":"29884956131288796336","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43599651471394,"sku":"15498128408210602112","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43599651504162,"sku":"14751558094557357650","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43599651536930,"sku":"15961952019455126535","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43599651569698,"sku":"46044777641262268051","price":27.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43599651602466,"sku":"24845458395319841596","price":27.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43599651635234,"sku":"32622619034641272180","price":27.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43599651668002,"sku":"29571239227948216950","price":28.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43599651700770,"sku":"34320486361533669284","price":28.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43599651733538,"sku":"59635883931184310204","price":28.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":43599651766306,"sku":"41736831467363542706","price":28.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":43599651799074,"sku":"33828623188690097201","price":28.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43599651831842,"sku":"15309694046218580499","price":28.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":43599651864610,"sku":"26571797391269595086","price":28.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":43599651897378,"sku":"51288851276129929099","price":28.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":43599651930146,"sku":"14240369917029449127","price":28.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0777\/0754\/2562\/files\/3327564922261402580_2048.jpg?v=1750446237"},{"product_id":"save-water-watersport-yellow-tie-dye-shirt","title":"Save Water Yellow Tie-Dye Graphic T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch3 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit \u0026amp; Sizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eClassic unisex fit.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eTrue to size.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eSize down for a fitted look.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eSize up for an oversized fit. \u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/sizing-chart-gildan-t-shirt\" title=\"Gildan Sizing Guide\"\u003eView Sizing Guide\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"466\" data-end=\"764\"\u003eA bright, tongue-in-cheek graphic tee that plays with environmental slogan culture and underground queer visual codes. The swirling yellow tie-dye acts as both sunshine and subtext, while the central illustration leans into classic biker and bar-culture iconography with a wink rather than a shout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"766\" data-end=\"1087\"\u003eDesigned for those who appreciate layered meaning, camp humor, and art-forward provocation, this shirt reads one way to the uninitiated and another to those who recognize the reference. It’s part joke, part visual shorthand, and fully committed to The Haunted Disco’s tradition of coded nostalgia and mischievous clarity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1089\" data-end=\"1304\"\u003ePrinted on a soft, medium-weight cotton tee with a relaxed, classic fit, it’s built for everyday wear—whether that’s a summer street look, a festival weekend, or a cruise-night outfit that rewards those in the know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Care Instructions and GSPR\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/copy-of-gildan-t-shirt-care-instructions-and-gpsr\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Instructions and GSPR \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Pale Yellow \/ S","offer_id":43682285813794,"sku":"54669860165977047917","price":30.91,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pale Yellow \/ XL","offer_id":43682285912098,"sku":"18873072969019246596","price":30.91,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pale Yellow \/ 2XL","offer_id":43682285944866,"sku":"23490674558134757176","price":33.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0777\/0754\/2562\/files\/10243837699643705839_2048_custom.jpg?v=1750448891"},{"product_id":"puta-embroidered-cap","title":"PUTA Embroidered Snapback Cap","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"701\" data-end=\"747\"\u003eA single word, stitched loud and unapologetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"749\" data-end=\"1132\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"749\" data-end=\"755\"\u003ePUTA\u003c\/em\u003e is confrontational, camp, and deliberately loaded — a term reclaimed, flipped, and worn as armor. Rendered in bold embroidery on a classic snapback silhouette, the design draws from queer street language, ballroom attitude, and power-through-provocation aesthetics. It reads as insult, flirtation, threat, and joke depending on who’s looking — and that ambiguity is the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1134\" data-end=\"1423\"\u003eThe flat bill, structured crown, and high-contrast lettering give it the presence of a statement piece rather than a novelty item. This is not a subtle accessory; it’s a declaration, meant for nightlife, Pride, club culture, and any space where style and confidence operate as performance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1425\" data-end=\"1606\"\u003eProduced as part of The Haunted Disco’s text-driven, subculture-coded accessories, this cap balances graphic clarity with cultural charge — readable in daylight, sharper after dark.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1608\" data-end=\"1619\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1608\" data-end=\"1619\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1620\" data-end=\"1834\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1620\" data-end=\"1665\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1622\" data-end=\"1665\"\u003eStructured snapback with adjustable closure\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1666\" data-end=\"1707\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1668\" data-end=\"1707\"\u003eFlat bill with classic green undervisor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1708\" data-end=\"1739\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1710\" data-end=\"1739\"\u003eDurable embroidered lettering\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1740\" data-end=\"1752\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1742\" data-end=\"1752\"\u003eUnisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1753\" data-end=\"1788\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1755\" data-end=\"1788\"\u003ePrinted on demand to reduce waste\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1789\" data-end=\"1834\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1791\" data-end=\"1834\"\u003eRapid production and fulfillment turnaround\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1836\" data-end=\"1959\"\u003eSee the \u003cstrong data-start=\"1844\" data-end=\"1860\"\u003eSizing Guide\u003c\/strong\u003e for fit details.\u003cbr data-start=\"1877\" data-end=\"1880\"\u003eCare and compliance information are available via \u003cstrong data-start=\"1930\" data-end=\"1958\"\u003eCare Instructions \u0026amp; GSPR\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e#followup\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Black\/Neon Pink","offer_id":43688545189922,"sku":"32804952382434320434","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Black\/Teal","offer_id":43688545222690,"sku":"25320730086521740094","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ White","offer_id":43688545255458,"sku":"11128638170489523143","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0777\/0754\/2562\/files\/14086824895363173748_2048.jpg?v=1764882622"},{"product_id":"send-nudes-shirt","title":"Send Nudes Graphic T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch3 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit \u0026amp; Sizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eClassic unisex fit.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eTrue to size.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eSize down for a fitted look.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eSize up for an oversized fit. \u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/sizing-chart-gildan-t-shirt\" title=\"Gildan Sizing Guide\"\u003eView Sizing Guide\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"518\" data-end=\"733\"\u003eBold typography, ransom-note color blocking, and a phrase that needs no explanation. \u003cem data-start=\"603\" data-end=\"615\"\u003eSend Nudes\u003c\/em\u003e is built as campy provocation — a slogan that lives at the intersection of humor, flirtation, and cultural shorthand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"735\" data-end=\"1064\"\u003eRather than explicit imagery, the design relies on language as graphic impact. 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data-start=\"397\"\u003eClassic unisex fit.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eTrue to size.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eSize down for a fitted look.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eSize up for an oversized fit. \u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/sizing-chart-gildan-t-shirt\" title=\"Gildan Sizing Guide\"\u003eView Sizing Guide\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"539\" data-end=\"615\"\u003eA classic image, a loaded word, and a perfectly intentional double entendre.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"617\" data-end=\"992\"\u003eThis design features a pair of traditional-style swallows, drawn in clean flash-tattoo linework and arranged with symmetrical balance. On the surface, it’s timeless Americana: sailor mythology, safe return, loyalty, and long journeys home. Beneath that, the phrase carries a second meaning — one that has circulated for decades in queer humor, bar culture, and coded bravado.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"994\" data-end=\"1102\"\u003eThat tension is the point. Sweet iconography. Filthy language. Polite illustration doing very impolite work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1104\" data-end=\"1331\"\u003eLike much of The Haunted Disco’s “Filthy in Plain Sight” series, the shirt reads differently depending on who’s looking. To some, it’s just birds. To others, it’s a wink, a brag, a joke, or a challenge. No explanation required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1333\" data-end=\"1478\"\u003ePrinted on heavyweight unisex cotton with crisp, high-contrast detail, this tee wears like vintage tattoo flash and talks like underground slang.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1480\" data-end=\"1718\"\u003eTraditional tattoo–style swallow illustration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1480\" data-end=\"1718\"\u003eDeliberate double-meaning wordmark\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1480\" data-end=\"1718\"\u003eUnisex retail fit, true to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1480\" data-end=\"1718\"\u003eStrong contrast print for clean line detail\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1480\" data-end=\"1718\"\u003ePrinted on demand to reduce waste and ensure fresh production\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1480\" data-end=\"1718\"\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Care Instructions and GSPR\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/copy-of-gildan-t-shirt-care-instructions-and-gpsr\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Instructions and GSPR \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43724523569186,"sku":"22483113608607458615","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":43724523601954,"sku":"24272512049308108713","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":43724523634722,"sku":"19755100464313603448","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43724523667490,"sku":"29431120131453110613","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43724523700258,"sku":"14401576491443268359","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 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On the surface, it reads as a classic utility brand. To those fluent in queer camp and coded humor, it reveals a layered double meaning that makes it unmistakably Filthy in Plain Sight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1019\" data-end=\"1283\"\u003eCut in a clean, athletic tank silhouette, this piece is designed for warm nights, dance floors, and summer streetwear, where minimal fabric meets maximum visual impact. 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Designed in NYC, where coded style and visual language have always been part of the nightlife vocabulary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1717\" data-start=\"1662\"\u003eSee our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/bella-canvas-tank-sizing-guide\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSizing Guide\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e and Care Instructions for details.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/bella-canvas-tank-top-care-instructions-and-gpsr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Instructions and GPSR\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":43845109153826,"sku":"21793936953206268282","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":43845109186594,"sku":"24493766382229954838","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":43845109219362,"sku":"24311348851806111431","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":43845109252130,"sku":"24433224060476865160","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":43845109284898,"sku":"26444319625516304330","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":43845109317666,"sku":"51074503247236025793","price":31.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0777\/0754\/2562\/files\/4566806843523656811_2048.jpg?v=1748372120"},{"product_id":"swallows-funny-tattoo-naughty-suggestive-traditional-gay-sexy-innuendo-tank-top-unisex-muscle-shirt-sleeveless-tee-lgbt-pride-apparel","title":"Swallows Tattoo Tank Top – Vintage Sailor Bird Graphic","description":"\u003ch3 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit \u0026amp; Sizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eClassic unisex fit.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eTrue to size.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eSize down for a fitted look.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eSize up for an oversized fit. \u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/bella-canvas-tank-sizing-guide\" title=\"Bella+Canvas Tank Sizing Guide\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eView Sizing Guide\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"483\" data-end=\"518\"\u003eA classic tattoo motif with a wink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"520\" data-end=\"863\"\u003eThis tank top features two traditional swallow birds in vintage sailor-tattoo style, framing the word \u003cem data-start=\"622\" data-end=\"632\"\u003eSwallows\u003c\/em\u003e in a composition that reads as timeless flash at first glance—and clever coded humor to those who know. It draws from old-school maritime ink, queer visual language, and the long tradition of double meanings hiding in plain sight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"865\" data-end=\"1192\"\u003eThe result is a piece that works on multiple levels: clean, graphic, and heritage-inspired for lovers of tattoo culture, and quietly mischievous for anyone fluent in camp and coded symbolism. It’s equally at home layered under a jacket at a bar, worn solo at the beach, or styled as an everyday statement with just enough edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1194\" data-end=\"1392\"\u003ePrinted on demand to reduce waste, with a rapid turnaround. Designed in NYC and made for those who appreciate illustration-driven apparel that balances visual history, humor, and subtle provocation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"166\" data-end=\"572\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/bella-canvas-tank-top-care-instructions-and-gpsr\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eCare Instructions and GPSR\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":43845147263010,"sku":"23278544578715476018","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":43845147295778,"sku":"27054359468897125882","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Navy","offer_id":43845147328546,"sku":"14406473434604687165","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":43845147361314,"sku":"50815313070917330057","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":43845147394082,"sku":"11983421495393760812","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":43845147426850,"sku":"10384976275789388348","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":43845147459618,"sku":"25998034297057234696","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":43845147492386,"sku":"16959980246084499632","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":43845147525154,"sku":"29854366784525213370","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":43845147557922,"sku":"84519490775658668595","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":43845147590690,"sku":"33367560153402561590","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":43845147623458,"sku":"21512812359020933010","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":43845147656226,"sku":"26790488463793742007","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":43845147688994,"sku":"22169598034156323122","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":43845147721762,"sku":"13183319751912761682","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":43845147754530,"sku":"72047485306329956954","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":43845147787298,"sku":"22925814345159386254","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":43845147820066,"sku":"18239075343404634594","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0777\/0754\/2562\/files\/3215603041330941236_2048.jpg?v=1748375467"},{"product_id":"gooners-tank-top","title":"Gooners Skull Graphic Tank Top","description":"\u003ch3 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit \u0026amp; Sizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eClassic unisex fit.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eTrue to size.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eSize down for a fitted look.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eSize up for an oversized fit. \u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/bella-canvas-tank-sizing-guide\" title=\"Bella+Canvas Tank Sizing Guide\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eView Sizing Guide\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"475\" data-end=\"888\"\u003eWelcome to the club you’re either already in—or about to be. The \u003cstrong data-start=\"540\" data-end=\"551\"\u003eGooners\u003c\/strong\u003e tank features a bold skull graphic with a charged, tongue-in-cheek slogan drawn from internet and underground subculture, rendered as art rather than instruction. It’s confrontational, humorous, and intentionally coded, designed to reward those who recognize the reference while still reading as a striking graphic statement on its own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"890\" data-end=\"1184\"\u003eCut for movement and heat, this tank is made from soft, breathable \u003cstrong data-start=\"957\" data-end=\"972\"\u003e100% cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e, built for long nights, crowded dance floors, summer streets, and anywhere you want your wardrobe to do the talking. 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Loud, reclaimed, and impossible to ignore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"439\" data-end=\"802\"\u003eThis tie-dye graphic tee centers the word \u003cstrong data-start=\"481\" data-end=\"489\"\u003ePUTA\u003c\/strong\u003e in stark, high-contrast type, turning a historically loaded term into a statement of attitude, visibility, and queer bravado. In Spanish, the word literally translates to “sex worker,” but in modern queer and pop-culture contexts it often reads as provocation, confidence, and self-aware camp rather than insult.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"804\" data-end=\"1051\"\u003eSet against a soft, pastel tie-dye field, the design balances sweetness and bite: rainbow-washed optimism meeting blunt typography. The result feels at home at Pride, in nightlife spaces, on vacation, or anywhere bold self-expression is the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1053\" data-end=\"1242\"\u003eThis is not explicit narrative or act-based imagery — it’s slogan culture, reclamation, and graphic impact, delivered with the visual language of vintage protest tees and club-kid attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1244\" data-end=\"1255\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1244\" data-end=\"1255\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1256\" data-end=\"1456\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1256\" data-end=\"1281\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1258\" data-end=\"1281\"\u003eUnisex cotton T-shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1282\" data-end=\"1297\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1284\" data-end=\"1297\"\u003eSizes S–5XL   \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Gildan 5000 Sizing Guide\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/sizing-chart-gildan-t-shirt\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSizing Guide\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1298\" data-end=\"1346\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1300\" data-end=\"1346\"\u003ePastel tie-dye base with bold black wordmark\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1347\" data-end=\"1377\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1349\" data-end=\"1377\"\u003eEach dye pattern is unique\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1378\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on demand to reduce waste\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1436\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1418\" data-end=\"1436\"\u003eRapid turnaround\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1437\" data-end=\"1456\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1439\" data-end=\"1456\"\u003eDesigned in NYC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1458\" data-end=\"1584\"\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out. Due to the nature of tie-dye, colors and patterns will vary slightly from shirt to shirt.\u003cstrong data-start=\"1591\" data-end=\"1612\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1614\" data-end=\"1876\"\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Care Instructions and GSPR\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/copy-of-gildan-t-shirt-care-instructions-and-gpsr\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Instructions and GSPR \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1614\" data-end=\"1876\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e#followup\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Hazy Rainbow","offer_id":43845517803554,"sku":"29856685500989543318","price":30.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hazy Rainbow","offer_id":43845517836322,"sku":"13011057839266733705","price":30.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hazy Rainbow","offer_id":44333270958114,"sku":"15126902389606824115","price":30.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hazy Rainbow","offer_id":44333270990882,"sku":"29337257542470679714","price":30.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hazy Rainbow","offer_id":43845517934626,"sku":"16329150605005180964","price":32.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0777\/0754\/2562\/files\/6346962238532524862_2048_custom.jpg?v=1750448242"},{"product_id":"sir-tank-top-gay-daddy-dom-lgbt-leather-bar-cruise-shirt-role-play-dominant-queer-apparel-unisex-jersey-tank-pride-clothing","title":"Sir Gothic Lettering Tank Top","description":"\u003ch3 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit \u0026amp; Sizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eClassic unisex fit.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eTrue to size.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eSize down for a fitted look.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eSize up for an oversized fit. \u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/bella-canvas-tank-sizing-guide\" title=\"Bella+Canvas Tank Sizing Guide\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eView Sizing Guide\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eA single word. A clear signal.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"607\" data-end=\"873\"\u003eThis tank top features “Sir” in classic gothic lettering, placed cleanly and deliberately over the heart. The design is restrained, typographic, and instantly legible — a title rendered as symbol, carrying connotations of respect, authority, confidence, and command.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"875\" data-end=\"1121\"\u003eMinimal in form, loaded in meaning, the piece functions simultaneously as graphic typography, cultural shorthand, and personal declaration. It’s not illustrative, not decorative, and not coy. The power is in the word itself and the way it’s worn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1123\" data-end=\"1305\"\u003eCut in a breathable unisex tank silhouette, it’s built for heat, movement, and visibility — equally at home on the dance floor, at summer events, or layered into everyday streetwear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1307\" data-end=\"1317\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1320\" data-end=\"1365\"\u003eOld-English style “Sir” typographic graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1368\" data-end=\"1407\"\u003eUnisex tank with a clean, classic fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1410\" data-end=\"1442\"\u003eLightweight, breathable cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1445\" data-end=\"1475\"\u003eDurable, high-contrast print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1478\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eMinimal design with strong symbolic presence\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/bella-canvas-tank-top-care-instructions-and-gpsr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Instructions and GPSR\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":43845526323234,"sku":"13687511231529281153","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":43845526356002,"sku":"62610835521658431219","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":43845526388770,"sku":"30801550626556173172","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":43845526421538,"sku":"95744272578725558634","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":43845526454306,"sku":"10274364376245708441","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":43845526487074,"sku":"21789156298890765860","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":43845526519842,"sku":"10091559745392839566","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":43845526552610,"sku":"15953410300551449276","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":43845526585378,"sku":"16977129862354021151","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":43845526618146,"sku":"18506294197931385133","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":43845526650914,"sku":"12491161850108097063","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":43845526683682,"sku":"23845799338749418574","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0777\/0754\/2562\/files\/17031601807419732381_2048.jpg?v=1748394521"},{"product_id":"sir-t-shirt","title":"Sir Gothic Lettering T-Shirt","description":"\u003cul data-start=\"53\" data-end=\"226\"\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit \u0026amp; Sizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eClassic unisex fit.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eTrue to size.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eSize down for a fitted look.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eSize up for an oversized fit. \u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/sizing-chart-gildan-t-shirt\" title=\"Gildan Sizing Guide\"\u003eView Sizing Guide\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"644\" data-end=\"952\"\u003eThis T-shirt features “Sir” in stylized old-English lettering — a typographic statement that reads as classic, commanding, and quietly charged. 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It functions as graphic typography, coded identity marker, and attitude piece all at once.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"954\" data-end=\"1201\"\u003eFor those who appreciate power in understatement, and language as icon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1203\" data-end=\"1331\"\u003ePrinted on a soft, medium-weight unisex tee with a structured yet comfortable fit, built for everyday wear and subtle signaling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1333\" data-end=\"1343\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1346\" data-end=\"1385\"\u003eOld-English style typographic graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1388\" data-end=\"1408\"\u003eUnisex classic fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1411\" data-end=\"1460\"\u003eMedium-weight cotton for comfort and durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1463\" data-end=\"1491\"\u003eClean, high-contrast print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1494\" 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It’s designed to pass in everyday settings as playful nostalgia, while those fluent in coded humor will catch the deeper layer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"986\" data-end=\"1204\"\u003eThis is part of The Haunted Disco’s tradition of visual double-speak: art that operates on two levels at once, blending graphic design history, queer in-jokes, and cultural signaling into a single wearable composition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1206\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003ePrinted on a soft, medium-weight cotton tee for comfortable everyday wear. 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One splash. A whole attitude.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"591\" data-end=\"901\"\u003eThe BRO Splatter Graphic T-Shirt pairs bold varsity-style lettering with an explosive white paint-splash motif, turning familiar jock typography into a piece of queer-coded visual irony. At first glance, it reads like raw streetwear. A second later, the joke lands—messy, confident, and deliberately over-masc.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"903\" data-end=\"1154\"\u003eThe splatter treatment keeps the graphic abstract and art-forward, evoking motion and impact without literal narrative. It plays with gym culture, frat energy, and the performance of masculinity, reframing all three through camp and subcultural humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1156\" data-end=\"1448\"\u003eCut from soft, durable cotton in a relaxed unisex fit, this tee is built for nightlife, Pride weekends, dance floors, and anywhere bold graphic minimalism belongs. 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A single word. An unmistakable tone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"938\" data-start=\"653\"\u003eThe “Hello My Name Is SIR” Wordmark T-Shirt reworks the classic name-tag graphic into a piece of coded confidence. Set in clean, high-contrast typography, the design borrows the visual language of introductions and flips it into a statement of presence, authority, and playful bravado.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1200\" data-start=\"940\"\u003eAt first glance, it’s a simple novelty badge. A second look reveals the cultural subtext—part camp, part command, part knowing wink. The restraint of the layout keeps it art-forward rather than costume, letting the wordmark do the work with clarity and impact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1470\" data-start=\"1202\"\u003eCut from soft, durable cotton in a relaxed unisex fit, this tee is made for Pride weekends, bar nights, parties, and everyday wear where graphic minimalism meets bold personality. 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Set in clean, high-contrast typography, the design plays with the visual language of introductions—turning a polite icebreaker into a bold, knowing statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"929\" data-end=\"1207\"\u003eAt first glance, it reads as novelty. A second look reveals the joke, landing somewhere between flirtation, humor, and unapologetic self-definition. It’s graphic minimalism doing maximal cultural work: simple, legible, and charged with double meaning depending on who’s reading.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1209\" data-end=\"1489\"\u003ePrinted on soft, durable cotton in a relaxed unisex fit, this tee is made for Pride weekends, parties, bar nights, and any setting where playful provocation belongs. The restrained layout keeps it from tipping into costume, letting the typography carry the impact with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1491\" data-end=\"1728\"\u003eEach piece is \u003cstrong data-start=\"1505\" data-end=\"1542\"\u003eprinted on demand to reduce waste\u003c\/strong\u003e, produced with \u003cstrong data-start=\"1558\" data-end=\"1578\"\u003erapid turnaround\u003c\/strong\u003e, and finished for comfortable, repeated wear. 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Zero subtlety.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"595\" data-end=\"904\"\u003eThe PISS Wordmark T-Shirt distills underground humor and coded desire into clean, minimalist typography. Printed small across the chest, the design reads at once as graphic design, cultural wink, and unapologetic statement—operating in that familiar Haunted Disco zone where language itself becomes the image.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"906\" data-end=\"1282\"\u003eAt a distance, it’s just a crisp neon wordmark. Up close, it becomes a piece of insider shorthand, drawing from hanky-code history, club culture, and the long tradition of reclaiming taboo language through art and irony. 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It layers easily under leather or denim, and stands alone as a confident micro-statement when the temperature rises.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1284\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eDesigned in NYC, where typography, subculture, and sexual politics have always intersected on the street.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1801\"\u003eEach shirt is printed on demand to reduce waste\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1801\"\u003eProduced with rapid turnaround\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/copy-of-gildan-t-shirt-care-instructions-and-gpsr\" title=\"Care Instructions and GSPR\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eCare Instructions and GSPR \u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Neon Green \/ S","offer_id":43911574552610,"sku":"15708482442467961705","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43911574585378,"sku":"23179903602215109443","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Green \/ M","offer_id":43911574618146,"sku":"32807786020462380079","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43911574650914,"sku":"30631507207244915255","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Green \/ L","offer_id":43911574683682,"sku":"89254880068822114037","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43911574716450,"sku":"25702989208000884296","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Green \/ XL","offer_id":43911574749218,"sku":"15082325555599197496","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43911574781986,"sku":"43101628469991100071","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43911574814754,"sku":"15737385418838756669","price":27.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43911574847522,"sku":"43542352748024971256","price":27.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43911574880290,"sku":"33358380754160037454","price":28.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43911574913058,"sku":"29580099618415635136","price":28.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43911574945826,"sku":"33435587028246044501","price":28.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":43911574978594,"sku":"43328630263126108494","price":28.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0777\/0754\/2562\/files\/9808610815432426109_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1750730292"},{"product_id":"slut-shirt","title":"SLUT Wordmark Graphic T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch3 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit \u0026amp; Sizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eClassic unisex fit.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eTrue to size.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eSize down for a fitted look.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eSize up for an oversized fit. \u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/sizing-chart-gildan-t-shirt\" title=\"Gildan Sizing Guide\"\u003eView Sizing Guide\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe SLUT Wordmark T-Shirt is a minimalist statement piece built around reclamation, irony, and queer cultural shorthand. Printed small across the chest in clean, modern type, the design strips everything back to language itself—turning a once-weaponized word into a confident, art-forward badge.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"947\" data-end=\"1241\"\u003eThis is typography as attitude. No illustration, no spectacle, just a sharp, intentional wordmark that reads differently depending on who’s looking and why. For some, it lands as humor. For others, as protest. For many, as a quiet but unmistakable signal of self-possession and sexual autonomy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1243\" data-end=\"1543\"\u003eCut from soft, durable cotton and available in a full inclusive size range, this tee is made to be worn in real life: Pride weekends, club nights, gallery openings, coffee runs that turn into conversations. It works layered under a jacket or on its own, letting the word do the work without shouting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1243\" data-end=\"1543\"\u003eDesigned in NYC, where typography, subculture, and coded language have always been part of the visual landscape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1545\" data-end=\"1783\"\u003eEach shirt is \u003cstrong data-start=\"1559\" data-end=\"1596\"\u003eprinted on demand to reduce waste \u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1545\" data-end=\"1783\"\u003eProduced with a \u003cstrong data-start=\"1614\" data-end=\"1634\"\u003erapid turnaround\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/copy-of-gildan-t-shirt-care-instructions-and-gpsr\" title=\"Care Instructions and GSPR\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Instructions and GSPR \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Neon Green \/ S","offer_id":43911621279778,"sku":"24143012249825765842","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43911621312546,"sku":"30385287263244058556","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Green \/ M","offer_id":43911621345314,"sku":"29516280798401387568","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43911621378082,"sku":"40015753648627351302","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Green \/ L","offer_id":43911621410850,"sku":"48220840014748619093","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43911621443618,"sku":"16431375991076687031","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Green \/ XL","offer_id":43911621476386,"sku":"12813454170975579827","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43911621509154,"sku":"77988449053492219841","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43911621541922,"sku":"20371175858840851333","price":27.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43911621574690,"sku":"22963722560576351792","price":27.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43911621607458,"sku":"21353951686810694963","price":28.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43911621640226,"sku":"13715221799466967921","price":28.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43911621672994,"sku":"29114620078663110162","price":28.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":43911621705762,"sku":"30971197789531480235","price":28.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0777\/0754\/2562\/files\/2419532948144513887_v2_2048_custom_0c000c09-0733-4271-98cc-14b5025c99b0.jpg?v=1758345258"},{"product_id":"gay-pig-t-shirt-red-paisley-bandana-print-font-queer-mens-tee-leather-bar-club-ff-fisting-hanky-code-shirt-kink-pride-queer-fashion","title":"Red Paisley “PIG” Statement T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"494\" data-end=\"529\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit \u0026amp; Sizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eClassic unisex fit.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eTrue to size.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eSize down for a fitted look.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eSize up for an oversized fit. \u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/sizing-chart-gildan-t-shirt\" title=\"Gildan Sizing Guide\"\u003eView Sizing Guide\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"556\" data-end=\"696\"\u003eA single word, rendered in classic red paisley bandana patterning — a visual language deeply rooted in queer bar history and coded identity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"698\" data-end=\"1015\"\u003eThe design draws from hanky-code aesthetics and leather-scene typography, using color and pattern as cultural shorthand rather than literal narration. It’s meant to be recognized, not explained: bold at a distance, loaded for those who know, and graphic enough to function as pure visual art even without the context.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1017\" data-end=\"1155\"\u003eThis is controlled provocation in typographic form — a museum-label approach to nightlife semiotics, re-framed as everyday statement wear.\u003cstrong data-start=\"1157\" data-end=\"1173\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned for club nights, leather bars, cruises, and streetwear layering\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1331\" data-end=\"1344\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1331\" data-end=\"1342\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1347\" data-end=\"1383\"\u003eOriginal The Haunted Disco artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1386\" data-end=\"1432\"\u003eRed paisley bandana-style lettering on black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1435\" data-end=\"1484\"\u003eMedium-weight cotton for structure and softness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1435\" data-end=\"1484\"\u003ePrinted on demand to reduce waste and ensure small-batch freshness with fast turnaround\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1435\" data-end=\"1484\"\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Care Instructions and GSPR\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/copy-of-gildan-t-shirt-care-instructions-and-gpsr\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Instructions and GSPR \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1787\" data-end=\"2112\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44295929200674,"sku":"11147967252516299747","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":44295929233442,"sku":"30243419805062569559","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":44295929266210,"sku":"26033079272304218106","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":44295929298978,"sku":"24156802594208952669","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44295929331746,"sku":"24502306397671681817","price":27.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":44295929364514,"sku":"11868217138390178876","price":28.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":44295929397282,"sku":"50038307343861810107","price":28.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":44295929430050,"sku":"72352429492588735788","price":28.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0777\/0754\/2562\/files\/10299635295400057355_2048.jpg?v=1758335557"},{"product_id":"uncle-dicks-bakery-tank-top-naughty-nsfw-gay-apparel-cute-sexy-suggestive-summer-shirt-casual-beach-wear","title":"Cream Pie Bakery Parody Tank Top","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"2e95b2af-76ea-4d37-926b-57af79032520\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"397\" data-end=\"443\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit \u0026amp; Sizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"397\" data-end=\"443\"\u003eClassic unisex fit.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"397\" data-end=\"443\"\u003eTrue to size.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"397\" data-end=\"443\"\u003eSize down for a fitted look.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"397\" data-end=\"443\"\u003eSize up for an oversized fit. \u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-start=\"397\" data-end=\"443\"\u003e\u003ca title=\"Gildan Sizing Guide\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/gildan-tank-top-sizing-guide\"\u003eView Sizing Guide\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"561\" data-end=\"618\"\u003eA slice of classic Americana, served with a knowing wink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"620\" data-end=\"971\"\u003eThe Cream Pie Tank Top borrows the look of vintage diner and bakery signage—bold typography, old-school illustration, and a wholesome dessert-counter vibe—then lets a loaded phrase do the quiet double duty. 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Others whisper. The Pig Blue Paisley Tee speaks in code.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"560\" data-end=\"928\"\u003eAcross the chest, bold “PIG” lettering is filled with a classic blue paisley pattern—an iconic motif drawn from handkerchief culture and long-standing systems of queer visual signaling. To most, it reads as a striking graphic. To those in the know, it carries a layered history of identity, appetite, and cruising-era communication, reinterpreted here as wearable art.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"930\" data-end=\"1280\"\u003ePrinted on a soft, durable cotton T-shirt, this piece balances clean typography with ornamental pattern, making it equally at home in everyday streetwear and nightlife settings. The design is intentionally art-forward and symbolic, referencing cultural language rather than depicting acts, keeping the focus on illustration, history, and visual code.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"930\" data-end=\"1280\"\u003eSlip it on. 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