{"title":"T-Shirts","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur T-shirt collection — conversation starters, bold queer graphics, campy innuendo, and statement-making designs you’ll actually want to wear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"pup-bondage-tee","title":"Anubis Fox Pup Graphic T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"542\" data-end=\"609\"\u003eA mythic guardian reimagined through underground club illustration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"611\" data-end=\"968\"\u003eThis graphic tee features an Anubis-inspired fox pup rendered in bold, high-contrast linework — part ancient Egyptian deity, part modern leather-bar iconography. 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This design is intended to be worn, read, and interpreted — not explained.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1390\" data-end=\"1538\"\u003e• Museum-grade digital print\u003cbr data-start=\"1418\" data-end=\"1421\"\u003e• Unisex fit, sizes S–5XL\u003cbr data-start=\"1446\" data-end=\"1449\"\u003e• Printed on demand to reduce waste\u003cbr data-start=\"1484\" data-end=\"1487\"\u003e• Rapid turnaround production\u003cbr data-start=\"1516\" data-end=\"1519\"\u003e• Designed in NYC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1540\" data-end=\"1633\"\u003eWear it as a statement, a signal, or simply as a striking piece of dark illustrative fashion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/sizing-chart-gildan-t-shirt\" title=\"Gildan 5000 Sizing Guide\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSizing Guide\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca 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The \u003cstrong data-start=\"556\" data-end=\"564\"\u003eMARY\u003c\/strong\u003e t-shirt takes classic queer slang and renders it in stark, military-style lettering, transforming a term of camp endearment into a graphic statement piece. Among friends, “Mary” signals humor, affection, shade, and chosen family. To everyone else, it reads as bold typography—its deeper meaning revealed only to those who know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"894\" data-end=\"1099\"\u003eThe contrast is deliberate: rigid, hyper-masculine visual language colliding with soft, insider culture. 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The typography draws directly from vintage handkerchief patterns and underground signaling systems, translating them into a clean, wearable graphic that reads as decorative from a distance and culturally coded up close.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"923\" data-end=\"1321\"\u003eThe design sits at the intersection of street typography, queer visual language, and heritage textile motifs. Paisley’s dense ornamentation gives the lettering weight and texture, while the color choice quietly references one of the most recognizable palettes in hanky-code history. 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The tone is unapologetic, rough around the edges, and rooted in the tradition of subcultural iconography where animals stand in for defiance, resilience, and outsider pride.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1195\" data-start=\"998\"\u003eProduced as a collectible graphic piece from The Haunted Disco, this shirt is made to live in rotation: club nights, shows, casual street wear, and anywhere a little feral energy feels appropriate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1208\" data-start=\"1197\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1208\" data-start=\"1197\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1244\" data-start=\"1211\"\u003eSoft, medium-weight cotton jersey\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1288\" data-start=\"1247\"\u003eDurable print with high contrast linework\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1342\" data-start=\"1291\"\u003eUnisex fit, easy to style oversized or true to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1378\" data-start=\"1345\"\u003ePrinted on demand to reduce waste\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1424\" data-start=\"1381\"\u003eRapid production and fulfillment turnaround\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/copy-of-gildan-t-shirt-care-instructions-and-gpsr\" title=\"Care Instructions and GSPR\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Instructions and GSPR \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43724082708514,"sku":"20022475462502798181","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43724082741282,"sku":"25212220346062671582","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43724082774050,"sku":"29399868410914817251","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43724082806818,"sku":"47761588919684207917","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43724082839586,"sku":"25683382324421797708","price":27.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43724082872354,"sku":"19442294904619575461","price":28.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43724082905122,"sku":"21723341435132452351","price":28.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":43724082937890,"sku":"12848984288242464130","price":28.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0777\/0754\/2562\/files\/3770223469842233753_2048.jpg?v=1750424722"},{"product_id":"big-load-moving-co-tee","title":"Big Load Moving Co. 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The Haunted Disco’s coded-humor series — designs that read as minimal typography at a distance, and something else entirely once you understand the reference. It’s a quiet joke, a body-map, and a wink to those fluent in subcultural shorthand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"867\" data-end=\"1191\"\u003ePrinted in a restrained, art-forward layout on a classic unisex tee, this piece is intentionally simple: no illustration, no spectacle, just placement and meaning doing the work. It’s designed to function both as an everyday shirt and as a subtle signal within queer nightlife, cruising culture, and insider visual language.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"867\" data-end=\"1191\"\u003eThe Haunted Disco approaches coded language as visual culture — typography as icon, placement as message. This shirt lives in that tradition: quiet on the surface, loaded underneath.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, medium-weight cotton with a structured drape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex fit, easy to layer or wear on its own\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable screen print with crisp type edges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for long-term wear, not trend cycles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1193\" data-end=\"1404\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/copy-of-gildan-t-shirt-care-instructions-and-gpsr\" title=\"Care Instructions and GSPR\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Instructions and GSPR \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Neon Green \/ S","offer_id":43724593561634,"sku":"25439496606266183912","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43724593594402,"sku":"22485371676519896353","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Green \/ M","offer_id":43724593627170,"sku":"18242926239261817243","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43724593659938,"sku":"75704612983374113231","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Green \/ L","offer_id":43724593692706,"sku":"33509280453700680376","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43724593725474,"sku":"69107052498602530046","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Green \/ XL","offer_id":43724593758242,"sku":"30184641831042200071","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43724593791010,"sku":"15061488726159974433","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43724593823778,"sku":"29656820235650285161","price":27.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43724593856546,"sku":"13615562385527897309","price":27.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43724593889314,"sku":"37714443248155053935","price":28.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43724593922082,"sku":"33615451052033785970","price":28.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43724593954850,"sku":"13558035375894981505","price":28.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":43724593987618,"sku":"33169038930555144573","price":28.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0777\/0754\/2562\/files\/5447695372321522644_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1758345121"},{"product_id":"big-load-moving-co-tee-1","title":"Big Load Moving Co. 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It’s the kind of graphic that lives comfortably in public, but quietly rewards insider recognition — a classic Filthy in Plain Sight construction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"669\" data-end=\"994\"\u003eThis piece is part of The Haunted Disco’s coded language series, where typography and iconography carry layered cultural meaning without relying on explicit imagery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"996\" data-end=\"1197\"\u003ePrinted as a bold, high-contrast chest graphic, this tee balances humor, masculinity, and visual simplicity, making it equally at home at the bar, on the street, or styled as an ironic statement piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex classic-fit T-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, medium-weight cotton for everyday wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable print with crisp linework\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned as collectible graphic 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href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/sizing-chart-gildan-t-shirt\"\u003eView Sizing Guide\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"591\" data-end=\"774\"\u003eA vintage-inspired graphic tee celebrating Hell’s Kitchen, one of New York City’s most storied queer neighborhoods, rendered with a classic devil motif and bold typographic treatment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"776\" data-end=\"1087\"\u003eThe design draws from mid-century souvenir shirts, bar matchbooks, and neighborhood iconography, blending camp humor with place-based cultural history. 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It’s playful, bold, and meant to reward viewers who catch the joke without spelling it out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1335\" data-start=\"1096\"\u003ePrinted on a soft, medium-weight cotton tee with a clean unisex fit, this piece works equally well as a casual statement shirt, a conversation starter at brunch, or a gift for someone who appreciates smart, slightly naughty graphic design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1348\" data-start=\"1337\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1348\" data-start=\"1337\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1374\" data-start=\"1351\"\u003eUnisex cotton T-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1390\" data-start=\"1377\"\u003eSizes S–5XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1436\" data-start=\"1393\"\u003eVintage-inspired bakery logo illustration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1463\" data-start=\"1439\"\u003eMultiple color options\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1501\" data-start=\"1466\"\u003ePrinted on demand to reduce waste\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1522\" data-start=\"1504\"\u003eRapid turnaround\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1540\" data-start=\"1525\"\u003eDesigned in NYC\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/copy-of-gildan-t-shirt-care-instructions-and-gpsr\" title=\"Care Instructions and GSPR\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Instructions and GSPR \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":43845162795042,"sku":"19828905693417771985","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":43845162827810,"sku":"58501666778193578251","price":25.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 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5XL","offer_id":43845163548706,"sku":"54343384839093525165","price":28.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0777\/0754\/2562\/files\/15053961336609490668_2048.jpg?v=1750363495"},{"product_id":"puta-whore-tie-dye-tee-spiral-shirt-funny-slutty-gay-salty-joke-rainbow-t-shirt-lgbt-pride-clothing-naughty-colorful-graphic-top","title":"PUTA Tie-Dye Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"380\" data-end=\"437\"\u003eA single word. Loud, reclaimed, and impossible to ignore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"439\" data-end=\"802\"\u003eThis tie-dye graphic tee centers the word \u003cstrong data-start=\"481\" data-end=\"489\"\u003ePUTA\u003c\/strong\u003e in stark, high-contrast type, turning a historically loaded term into a statement of attitude, visibility, and queer bravado. In Spanish, the word literally translates to “sex worker,” but in modern queer and pop-culture contexts it often reads as provocation, confidence, and self-aware camp rather than insult.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"804\" data-end=\"1051\"\u003eSet against a soft, pastel tie-dye field, the design balances sweetness and bite: rainbow-washed optimism meeting blunt typography. The result feels at home at Pride, in nightlife spaces, on vacation, or anywhere bold self-expression is the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1053\" data-end=\"1242\"\u003eThis is not explicit narrative or act-based imagery — it’s slogan culture, reclamation, and graphic impact, delivered with the visual language of vintage protest tees and club-kid attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1244\" data-end=\"1255\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1244\" data-end=\"1255\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1256\" data-end=\"1456\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1256\" data-end=\"1281\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1258\" data-end=\"1281\"\u003eUnisex cotton T-shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1282\" data-end=\"1297\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1284\" data-end=\"1297\"\u003eSizes S–5XL   \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Gildan 5000 Sizing Guide\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/sizing-chart-gildan-t-shirt\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSizing Guide\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1298\" data-end=\"1346\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1300\" data-end=\"1346\"\u003ePastel tie-dye base with bold black wordmark\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1347\" data-end=\"1377\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1349\" data-end=\"1377\"\u003eEach dye pattern is unique\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1378\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on demand to reduce waste\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1436\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1418\" data-end=\"1436\"\u003eRapid turnaround\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1437\" data-end=\"1456\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1439\" data-end=\"1456\"\u003eDesigned in NYC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1458\" data-end=\"1584\"\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out. Due to the nature of tie-dye, colors and patterns will vary slightly from shirt to shirt.\u003cstrong data-start=\"1591\" data-end=\"1612\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1614\" data-end=\"1876\"\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Care Instructions and GSPR\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/copy-of-gildan-t-shirt-care-instructions-and-gpsr\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Instructions and GSPR \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1614\" data-end=\"1876\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e#followup\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Hazy Rainbow","offer_id":43845517803554,"sku":"29856685500989543318","price":30.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hazy Rainbow","offer_id":43845517836322,"sku":"13011057839266733705","price":30.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hazy Rainbow","offer_id":44333270958114,"sku":"15126902389606824115","price":30.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hazy Rainbow","offer_id":44333270990882,"sku":"29337257542470679714","price":30.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hazy Rainbow","offer_id":43845517934626,"sku":"16329150605005180964","price":32.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0777\/0754\/2562\/files\/6346962238532524862_2048_custom.jpg?v=1750448242"},{"product_id":"sexy-gay-pirate-tee-lgbt-shirt-retro-bandana-agender-graphic-top-skull-skeleton-gay-rocker-punk-pride-apparel-homo-pin-up","title":"Pirate Pin-Up Hunk Graphic T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch3 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit \u0026amp; Sizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eClassic unisex fit.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eTrue to size.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eSize down for a fitted look.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003eSize up for an oversized fit. \u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"397\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/sizing-chart-gildan-t-shirt\" title=\"Gildan Sizing Guide\"\u003eView Sizing Guide\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eA classic beefcake fantasy, rendered as bold vintage-style pin-up illustration. A collaboration between The Haunted \u003c\/span\u003eDiscco X The Atomic Male. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1036\" data-start=\"721\"\u003eThis design features a muscular pirate posed in golden-age poster style, framed like collectible pulp art and reimagined through a distinctly queer gaze. It draws from mid-century physique magazines, nautical erotica, and camp adventure imagery — part storybook swashbuckler, part bar-night fantasy, part art print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1280\" data-start=\"1038\"\u003eThe composition is intentionally theatrical rather than literal: a character, not a scene; a pose, not a narrative. 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