{"product_id":"dump-top-tshirt","title":"DUMB TOP Slogan Graphic T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"397\" data-end=\"443\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit \u0026amp; Sizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"397\" data-end=\"443\"\u003eClassic unisex fit.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"397\" data-end=\"443\"\u003eTrue to size.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"397\" data-end=\"443\"\u003eSize down for a fitted look.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"397\" data-end=\"443\"\u003eSize up for an oversized fit. \u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-start=\"397\" data-end=\"443\"\u003e\u003ca title=\"Gildan Sizing Guide\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/sizing-chart-gildan-t-shirt\"\u003eView Sizing Guide\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"468\" data-start=\"443\"\u003eShort. Loud. Zero nuance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"783\" data-start=\"470\"\u003eThe DUMB TOP tee from The Haunted Disco is built around a blunt, typographic statement that reads instantly and unapologetically. Set in clean, compact lettering, the phrase works as humor, self-parody, and subcultural signal all at once — part locker-room joke, part nightlife badge, part meme-ready declaration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"995\" data-start=\"785\"\u003eThe design keeps everything stripped down to essentials: no illustration, no ornament, just text with attitude. 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