{"product_id":"funny-valentine-pillow","title":"Ass Goes Here Statement Pillow","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"830\" data-start=\"519\"\u003ePut it exactly where it belongs. The \u003cem data-end=\"571\" data-start=\"556\"\u003eAss Goes Here\u003c\/em\u003e pillow is a bold, graphic piece of typographic humor that turns blunt language into pop-art decor. Clean, centered, and unapologetically literal, the design plays like a visual punchline — equal parts camp, confidence, and collectible wall-to-bedroom energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1108\" data-start=\"832\"\u003ePrinted double-sided on a structured, soft-hand cover, this pillow is built to function as both a conversation-starting accent and a genuinely comfortable support piece. The insert is slightly oversized for a plush, full look that keeps its shape and holds up to everyday use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1303\" data-start=\"1110\"\u003eThis is adult humor presented as graphic design: minimal layout, high contrast, and a phrase that reads instantly across the room. No narrative, no explanation — just typography doing the work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1482\" data-start=\"1305\"\u003ePrinted on demand to reduce waste, with rapid turnaround for quick delivery. Designed in NYC, this piece carries The Haunted Disco’s signature balance of provocation and polish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1722\" data-end=\"1875\"\u003eCheck our \u003ca title=\"Pillow Sizing Guide\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/copy-of-pillow-sizing-guide\"\u003eProduct Features and Sizing Guide\u003c\/a\u003e for exact details and \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Care Instructions and GPSR\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/pages\/gildan-tank-care-instructions-and-gpsr\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eCare Instructions and GPSR \u003c\/a\u003e to keep your pillow looking hot, even after heavy use.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"14\" × 14\"","offer_id":43594352754722,"sku":"29122928325710856694","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" × 16\"","offer_id":43594352787490,"sku":"63931175970776494962","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" × 18\"","offer_id":43594352820258,"sku":"30356026198173398838","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20\" × 20\"","offer_id":43594352853026,"sku":"52534884896147735363","price":63.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0777\/0754\/2562\/files\/7835584501740518756_2048.jpg?v=1768232799","url":"https:\/\/www.thehaunteddisco.com\/products\/funny-valentine-pillow","provider":"The Haunted Disco ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}