A blunt phrase rendered in clean typography, this tee turns shock into style and confidence into comedy. It’s intentionally over-the-top, designed to read instantly and land as humor, bravado, or provocation depending on who’s looking. No explanation required.
This is one of those pieces that lives best in social spaces — bars, clubs, Pride weekends, trips, and nights out — where bold language becomes part of the atmosphere and recognition happens fast. People will read it. Some will laugh. Some will gasp. The right ones will nod.
Like everything from The Haunted Disco, it’s designed to operate in public: as a conversation starter, a vibe check, and a wearable punchline that says more about confidence than mechanics.
Printed on demand to reduce waste, with a rapid turnaround so it’s ready when you are.
