Dumb Top Minimal Text Tank Top

Fit & Sizing

Classic unisex fit.

True to size.

Size down for a fitted look.

Size up for an oversized fit. 

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Sometimes a label is the whole statement.

The Dumb Top tank features clean varsity-style lettering that looks innocently athletic at first glance — until the double meaning clicks. What reads as simple gym typography becomes a knowing wink to role, power, and camp self-awareness once you’re in on the language.

This design plays with contrast: straight-faced presentation, loaded subtext. It’s a visual joke built on confidence, hierarchy, and the way queer culture turns identity labels into humor, armor, and flirtation all at once.

Stripped of illustration and excess, the message lands through restraint. Minimalism here isn’t neutral — it’s deliberate, coded, and meant to be recognized by those who know.

• Soft, breathable unisex tank top
• Sizes XS – 2XL
• Printed on demand to reduce waste
• Rapid turnaround production
• Designed in NYC

A clean silhouette with a not-so-innocent message, made for summer, nightlife, and anyone who appreciates when typography does the talking.

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