Dumb Top - Tank Top

Sometimes the label says it all. Our “Dumb Top” tank is a wink, a nudge, and a whole mood — printed small and proud over the heart like an inside joke between friends who get it. Whether you’re poking fun at hookup tropes, reclaiming the stereotype, or just leaning into your favorite role, this minimalist design says plenty without shouting.

The clean varsity lettering makes it look like any standard gym or frat tank — until the message registers. That’s when the double takes and smirks start. Perfect for parties, clubs, beach days, or just lounging around while reminding everyone that sometimes camp is best served simple.

As always, this tank is printed on demand to reduce waste, with rapid turnaround, and is designed in NYC — keeping it smart even if you’re playing dumb.

See our Sizing Guide and Care Instructions and GPSR for details.