Fit & Sizing
Classic unisex fit.
True to size.
Size down for a fitted look.
Size up for an oversized fit.
Short. Loud. Zero nuance.
The DUMB TOP tee from The Haunted Disco is built around a blunt, typographic statement that reads instantly and unapologetically. Set in clean, compact lettering, the phrase works as humor, self-parody, and subcultural signal all at once — part locker-room joke, part nightlife badge, part meme-ready declaration.
The design keeps everything stripped down to essentials: no illustration, no ornament, just text with attitude. It’s meant to be worn the same way it’s read — casually, confidently, and without over-explaining.
Printed on a medium-weight cotton T-shirt with a structured, comfortable fit and smooth hand feel, designed to hold its shape and contrast through repeated wear at the gym, the bar, or out on the street.
Details
• Original typographic design by The Haunted Disco
• Medium-weight 100% cotton
• Soft, durable fabric with crisp, long-lasting print
• Statement slogan with clean, modern presentation
Care Instructions and GSPR
