MARY Army Parody - Hat

Meet the MARY Hat—a campy classic that blends military camouflage with queer-coded sass. Embroidered in bold yellow block letters, “MARY” takes a nickname often whispered in the community and flips it into a loud-and-proud banner you can wear right on your forehead.

It’s part parody, part reclamation, and all camp. The camo background nods to military toughness, while the lettering turns that seriousness on its head—because what’s queerer than queering camouflage itself? Perfect for Pride, drag brunch, the club, or just your everyday errands, this hat lets you wink at insiders and confuse the straights at the same time.

Structured for comfort and durability, this adjustable cap holds up no matter how wild the night (or march) gets. Each piece is printed on demand to reduce waste, so your queer-coded gear is sustainable as well as bold. With rapid turnaround, you’ll have it in your hands just in time for your next look. And yes, it’s proudly designed in NYC, where camp humor and protest couture are always in season.

Camouflage has never stood out more.