A classic children’s-book wink… dragged straight into The Haunted Disco’s gutter.
This spiderweb “seal” reads like vintage storybook ephemera from across the room—then you clock the phrase and it fully reveals itself. If you know Some Pig, you know exactly what we did here.
Unisex fit, sizes S–5XL
Medium-weight cotton tee with a clean front graphic
Easy conversation-starter (grins and groans guaranteed)
Printed on demand to reduce waste. Rapid turnaround. Designed in NYC.
