🥧 UNCLE DICK’S BAKERY World Famous Cream Pies. Straight from the source.
This campy retro tee is a gay-coded masterpiece of filth disguised as diner merch. Styled like a local bakery logo, but speaking directly to bottoms, brats, and slutty brunch-goers everywhere. Whether you’re craving carbs or c*m, this shirt serves both.
Perfect for gifting, brunching, or just letting people know your bakery's open.
✨ Details: • Soft cotton unisex tee • Available in 4 delicious flavors: red, pink, baby blue, black • Vintage-style pie graphic with filthy undertones • Sizes S–5XL Sizing Guide • Designed and printed in small queer batches
⚠️ Warning: May cause sudden cravings. Cream responsibly.
Printed on Gildan brand tees, made from high-quality medium weight cotton for softness. 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.
